Freshly Squeezed News - If it's not Freshly Squeezed, don't trust it... WORD OF THE DAY : " hottie " ( very sexy person ) " stuck " ( joined by glue, bond, chewing gum, etc. ) JOKE OF THE DAY : Hey nightclub dancers ! Next time you're at the club and you're looking for a hottie to dance with, try this : YOU : Hey baby, wanna dance ? HOTTIE : No thanks... YOU : That's okay, no problem ! .... Hey ! There's something stuck under your shoe ! HOTTIE : ( Looks under shoe ) No there isn't ! YOU : No, you should look under the other shoe ! HOTTIE : ( Looks under the other shoe ) YOU : ( Move your feet the same way a few times ) NOW YOU'RE DANCING, BABY !! UPCOMING EVENTS : Hey bicycle lovers ! There's a FREE BREAKFAST on Thursday, June 5 at - Hyde Park South, - Union Square, Pyrmont, and - Observatory Hill, the Rocks . But there's a special rule : YOU HAVE TO BRING A BICYCLE !! | 
